Today I start the first blog of Coffman Quirks. Huge thank you goes out to my sister, Angie Ramseyer, who bless her heart stayed up to talk me through what I consider a confusing process. Thanks, Angie!

First order of business (later I will backtrack): Yesterday Andrew saw a commercial that starts out with a little girl about 6 asking her Dad for the car keys. Dad asks where are you going? Reply: I'm going to the movies with Jenna, Jaquie, and Tyler. Dad: Tyler??!! Little Girl: Yes. Please? Please? Dad finally relents with a nod of his head. Then little girl automatically transforms into a 16 (hopefully at least) girl and walks out the door with keys in hand. Andrew shakes his head and says: I know that we don't have to worry about that for a long time, but it'll just seem like the time will fly by. Man. I'm depressed. I need a popsicle." So he goes into the freezer, gets a popsicle and sighs deeply.